Number of dishes in the sink: lots.
Number of days I've been wearing my husband's socks: 2
Number of days I've not made the bed, thinking that would make me change the sheets, only to exhaustedly fall asleep in the wrinkly, dirty ones: 4
Number of days since I washed my hair: ain't telling.
Laundry situation: He's out of underwear, and I've been getting dressed out of the basket full of clean laundry for a week, rather than putting it away -- which is why I haven't done another load (I need that basket to carry it to the laundry room).
BUT: the house is starting to look like somewhere I'd want to live. In reality, as opposed to that theoretical "as soon as about 50 things change" sort of way.
Pictures soon. But right now I have to go back to getting paint in my cuticles.