HOORAY!! I saw Marija today, and in a flash of inspiration I grabbed both her hands and asked, "If I buy you a Marc Jacobs dress, will you photograph my wedding?" And she said YES!!! (Is this what it felt like to be Mr. UB on the night he proposed, I wonder?)
I know what Marc Jacobs dresses cost. I also know what my sister spent on the photographer for her wedding. And this = one serious bargain.