There's no way we're going to do this. First, neither of us currently has a dog. Second, there's a whole host of reasons why The Cat is not a good candidate for this: a) Mr. UB kindly tolerates her at my apartment, but would prefer to leave her off the guest list, b) The Cat intermittently hates us both, and c) cats don't do this crap, just to name a few.) But I simply cannot resist posting this anyway:
from ReggieAna, via KenzieKate.